Ok not really haters per say, but my brother has been pissing and whining for someone to post. So ladies and gents I bring my sorry, glorious ass back here to post a blog about life, the universe, bitching about something, and everything. Much has happened since I last posted about forever, 3 days, 15 hours, 25 seconds….26…..27….28….29…30 seconds. Give or take a couple days. So strap in, relax, rub one or two out, however you get your fetish fulfilled.
First, I would like to post that I have graduated from the incessant hell called high school so you no longer have to worry about my bitching about that so be happy or I’ll kick you in nuts and run. That’s really all I have to say about that, so if by the offhand chance I see any of you people from my class. Fuck you I hate you and I will see the one’s who aren’t in prison.
Now for the majority of this post I would like to point out one setback to graduation. See my brother is 2 years older than me, and quite ambitious. He aspires to be an actor. I think he can make it. But for him to do that he must travel, and I would like to say thank you for the truth. After nineteen years of Jamaal’s house, hanging with music, the debating, and being lazy I must say that you have showed me the truth and have enlightened me to many ways. I know that you have to leave for Springfield and then eventually somewhere for bigger and better things, I will miss seeing you everyday having the long debates and our bitching sessions of how much people suck, the gaming (which we still never beat Borderlands), the drinking, the shooting heroin, and snorting crack off hookers stomachs……too far? I can honestly say that you are the best friend I ever had and I’m sorry for that almost year-ish that I was a total dick-head. It’s a year that I will regret, because I can’t get it back. Sorry for not being there for that year that you hated everything and everyone. Shit I hate this posts where I be sentimental and shit. I guess I’m just trying to clear the air here before you leave and all that noise. Oh and this is the ONLY time you see this. If you breath anything about this outside the people that read it, I will have to throw a toasters in the bathtub with you.
I would bitch about something but it’s summer and no school, I don’t see people, and there is not much news to report my life has been simple. Read a few good books, watched a few good movies. Oh Dude IP MAN…WATCH FUCKING IP MAN. It will change your life. But I have nothing to report as far as anything goes, and I am happy with that. It is nice to be the center of zen once again. Now, I am sorry for I have to cut this blog short, because I am being called into work early. Sorry next year it will be longer
This is Garic Tinsley Signing off
P.S I would have bitched about something if Dude didn’t take all the good bitching material
