Hello ladies and gents, I have come to post and take a break from playing Star Wars KOTOR II (that’s Knights Of The Old Republic to the retards), and to update you all on the latest happenings of me and my boring life. So lets get on with it then I have games to play.
School is finally out for Christmas break. Thank God too anymore time there and I may have went on a killing spree. I hate my class with a passion that burns hotter than a 1000 suns (yeah I just went Shakespeare on your ass like it). We recently had a senior bench taken away, because apparently it’s smart to put it into a girls bathroom, and if that wasn’t enough we got that taken away and decided it was smart to take one from outside and put it where the old one use to be. Like the staff wouldn’t notice good; those people suck. I mean in my days in school i often think about this thought right here: When stupid people do something stupid, do they ever think to themselves, “Wow this is fucking stupid.” Or do they just go on in some ignorant bliss, completely unaware of anything but themselves and getting a laugh from people who, in all probability, won’t even remember their names two years down the line. Those same people may be in jail two years down the line, I guess it would come down to a coin flip. Anyways all in all classes are fine, class itself is stupid, and nothing else to report on that subject anymore.
On a lighter note I still am with my girlfriend, and in four days it shall be for nine months. Crazy that that (insert punctuation here-ish?) amount of time has gone so fast. I do enjoy her immensely and am working to get her a Christmas present something nice actually, and I WOULD have gotten it sooner, but more of that in a minute kiddies. We must learn patience before we get to the nitty gritty. She happens to be quite freaking amazing if I do say so myself. I mean if a trip to sonic becomes a freaking fun night then you know you got yourself a good one.
Now for the main event, my bitching part of this column. (which shall be followed by various reviews and comments to reach an acceptable word count and such). Earlier when I said I WOULD have gotten my girlfriend a Christmas present sooner, I wasn’t meaning I was stingy ol’ Ebenezer Scrooge. Nope, someone stole my fucking wallet right out of my pants at basketball practice. $70, license, and social security card all down the fucking toilet seat. I have my suspects, but the bitch is I have no evidence to prove them guilty, and I can’t just go shanking people; tis not in my nature to be physically violent. Seriously though, who steals a whole wallet? People steal money out of wallets at school all the time it’s frusterating, but a whole wallet? Come on now, thieves at our dumbass school had some kind of etiquette back in the day. So now I have to beg for money (I have no job, basketball practice wouldn’t allow it) to get her what I was going to get her, and that is very VERY angering. So my thieving enigma, if by the offhand chance you read this I would like to say fuck you, you are a douche, you stole from me, and if I find you I will kick you repeatedly in the nether regions.
Well enough of that now it’s time for some reviews and all that jazz and such. I have started reading a new installation of Star Wars, the first book entitled Betrayal. It is ok, a lot of politics not enough whipping ass, but when those scenes come around I do enjoy them. Started playing Star Wars again too, and I would like to tip my hat to the developers, because I am always finding something new in that game. Also being a mean dark side sith Jesus looking dude is completely the mutts nuts. Latest season of Dexter has come and gone too and it was amazing. They left the ending very open and Dexter’s life now has been left with a lot of options in this next season. It kind of worries me though, once that is said and done then what will I watch, what will I read, how will I spend my media and reading existence once I’ve exhausted my stores of books, movies, etc.? That is a scary thought, one of which I shan’t dwell on right now as I am now bored of blogging and shall like to get back to playing Star Wars.
Goodbye, this is Garic signing off, with all the complaining, reviewing, talking about shit. (and bad writing conventions, can’t forget those).
