Nice Night for a Post

Hello my adoring audience of 1 did you miss me? I see couldn’t wait for my post eh? I don’t see why it’s worth reading seeing the fact I am not an outstanding writer, but onward ho, sailing into destiny closer to the heart and what not.  I mean seriously come on now though is it THAT big of a deal there is other stuff to do i promise you; plus my grammar still sucks

So school has started and I shall post every nine or so weeks to update on life, the universe, and everything because I decreed it so.  So as I have stated school has started (if you didn’t remember exit stage right NOW) and it is not too awful senior and all. Which senior meh I don’t care it’s just like junior only more grown up and all that jive business.  A lot of my class decides let us all act like idiots and high and mighty dillweed .  Which is annoying and not cool at all.  What’s worse though is there are more of them. IT’S LIKE THEY MULTIPLY IN PERSON AND STUPIDITY!  It is hard to stomach it too, but I can’t complain too much classes are cake or pretty cool (I will sing a different song later I will be willing to bet however).  I don’t have a math class either which is the mutts nuts.  I had to cheat my way through last time I payed a few people off did, muscled some people around (not really I just took their papers).  I passed though and now it is easy and smooth like Sunday morning.  Still worries me though I have no clue what I want to do when I get out of school.  It’s kind of worrying me too it’s like I can do many things but it’s hard to find one thing I like in particular it is most unnerving if I might say so myself.

So over the summer I went to a Rush concert as you know it was awesome and those people are now cemented as quite possibly my number one favorite band because they are as you also know a bunch of musical geniuses that no one could ever match.  Also went to a church camp up in Ottawa which was pretty good the speaker was awesome and he never said “um” which I found extremely cool and it was a pretty positive experience (also the music wasn’t horrible, oh yes be surprised i said it).

Over this period of summer I also got a new acoustic guitar which is amazing and I play it as much as I can, but you already know this stuff and hence where I don’t see said point in blogging about it but it’s cool it’s nights like these where it comes in handy I guess.  Still have my girlfriend of whom I find quite awesome in 9 days it will be 6 months which is a feat for a dude like me. I consider myself a very lucky fellow if I may be so bold to say.

I have also been reading a lot as of late as well I have finished Transmetropolitan and it was sweet at the end when yakkety yak yak yak (can’t say the ending just in case a fellow blog reader comes along and WILL NOT FINISH THEM BUT NEEDS TO *cough* Jamaal *cough*) sorry had a bit of a fit there.  I have been reading a lot of Christopher Moore books. Blew through the whole Bite Me series and Fool about made me piss myself laughing and Coyote Blue was also really good in there too.  If you haven’t read them I would seriously recommend going out and giving him a whirl.  I also recently finished the first Darth Bane book. It was so good and Bane could beat down Bruce Lee (yes I said it big whoop wanna fight about it?)  Also started this new book one of my friends loaned me about some assassin I will post titles later as I forgot the title and am too lazy to go and get the book.  So if you wanted to know too bad kiss my left butt cheek. My right one had an operation and is sore.  So that is books I haven’t watched any real movies worth talking about so that is is out for tonight maybe in my next post I will have seen some but who knows that’s is the future and I am not the oracle from the Matrix.  Speaking of which I have been feeling the need to do this for awhile since Point Break….FUCK KEANU REEVES AND GLENN BECK.  I am better now I had to put that out there because he is so horrible he makes me think that I could work in Hollywood, and the other one is just insane “2+2=4!!!” I rest my case.

So now on to my ranting portion of said blog of which I basically told you the format tonight.  Let’s talk about tolerance; tolerance has been always been high on my list of virtues because it just is so don’t ask why I made it don’t question me.  In the news though I hear about the mosque going up 2 blocks from ground zero and everyone makes stool in their pants.  They even go as far as a burn the Qu’ran day.  I am a Christian and I think it is the religion to worship seeing it is the truth, but who exactly goes as far as to burn another religious denomination’s holy book?  Exactly how many people are you idiots seeking to win? Now I know they really didn’t go through with it, but the fact that you thought was just sick and terrible and you should be punched repeatedly in the nethers for it too.  How far must it be away before it is acceptable? Is there like a cut off that I don’t know about or some etiquette  besides them doing it all legally and peacefully? Must have missed that memo I apologize I was too busy letting them do their thing because that’s the right thing to do.  Not going into a mosque shouting racial slurs and pissing on prayer rugs.  In case you didn’t know that actually happened during a prayer they were doing.  That is also sick and he should have his colonels cut off too, because that just really gets the point across that we give religious freedom and tolerance doesn’t it?  Idiots.  My friend made a point saying “Well they put them where muslim victories occurred.”  Let’s go back in time how about September 11, 2001 where a tragedy did happen I will not dispute, but as bad as it sounds they caught us with our pants down give them a “W” and even still they have every right to build there they got the papers and they aren’t making a big deal about it.  And I don’t think they will go out to ground zero and say “haha we got you we got you” And I would also like to point out that only 1% of muslim is extremist.  So stop with the bigotry and fear mongering because in case you haven’t notice it is doing more harm than good so how about we give peace a chance and not let ignorance and intolerance walk hand in hand (Rush rules) for once.  Sorry I got a tad out of hand there I was on a roll.  And in case you haven’t noticed me wise and most-knowing brother has blogged about this and made better points but I like to clarify with my own style.  I never give him enough credit where credit is due.  As much as a cold, mean, snake tongue, ass clown he is, he knows what he is talking about and even verbally assaulted our own grandma to get a point of which he was right about across.  Gotta admire that kind of frejoles in a fellow as much as it did cause a lot of trouble and it could have been handled a bit more delicate I still sort of in a sick and twisted way got to admire the gall he has.  Love you Duder  and I’m sorry for yeah I’m not good at this but I don’t tell you how cool you are enough (you will never speak of my i’m sorry lol) ….*ahem* choked up there a bit but back to it for a tick longer I think seeing as how I would like 1300 words.

So girlfriend (I’m lucky), books, music, seems to get me through a day of school.  Duder has a guts to rant out his own family (again in a twisted way it was impressive).  The mass media and Fox News and Reeves and Beck suck wee wee…..and I must make an impressive bowel movement and a shower before bed.  So this is Walter Cronkite signing off

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? <— (you know you missed them)