Hello my hefty reader of uno. How are we doing this most auspicious of nights. Wait, don’t answer that I don’t care. Anyways it’s been a long time since I blogged on here. By my calculations it is between 1-50 years. So in there is a ballpark estimate. Anyways I come to my public to blog uselessly because I have nothing to blog about except life, the universe, and everything. So onward and nowhere we go today.
So first and foremost (besides the whole introduction to nothing) I guess I’ll start out with my relationship status. It has went from UGH to sweeeeeeeeeeeetness. Yes I have found a girlfriend that is awesome and isn’t psychotic beyond reason. We have been together for about ten days-ish or so, and I do enjoy it, and shall continue to enjoy it. So that is my awesome relationship status.
It has recently come to my attention that I know nothing about tuxedos. My reasoning is prom. Let it be known I will enjoy it, but this whole preparation stuff is just bloody annoying. I had no clue tux shopping was so hard, so many things, and not to mention a dude tried to feel me up. Almost went “Rampage Jackson” all on his ass too. So that is prom happenings and what not.
My next point is reading. I have read soooooooooo many damn books. If you people don’t remember it is my saving grace from school, and losing my damn mind. I read a lot of the Star Wars series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Man that Never Missed, Room Full of Mirrors: Jimi Hendrix bio, and Slash (bio of Slash for the mentally slow people). All of which I won’t discuss so if you haven’t read them that’s too damn bad read them yourself.
School- Sucks, blows, useless endeavor, stupid people need to leave, I will say nothing more on the subject.
I recently have come to a conclusion. What is my conclusion you ask. Well I will tell you, and if you don’t want to know exit stage left, or right, or just face-plant off the stage (that’s preferable). Anyways my conclusion is that I will most likely go insane from school (I know I said I would say nothing more, but screw you I will). See there are times when teachers just get to you. Like this time in drama/forensics/ hour or so of hell+school. See it’s like this: Ever since my brother left from forensics he/she (can’t say who because “they” are watching me…damn establishment harshing my mellow) has been completely intolerable of my existence. I double qualify for state and she rips my head off for a tournament I am NOT attending because it would be ILLEGAL. I still sucks at math enough said there. The only saving grace of school is hours with my history/ sociology teachers chilling, and listening to my English teacher talk about books. We were doing grammar which was butthole, but this reading business is right up my alley.
Easter’s around the corner. I would like to take this time to get my religion on and say a special thank you to God. Yes, I know a “thank you” doesn’t do justice, but I try. See in case you don’t know he was this perfect fello that we in turn decided to kill (wait a go humanity…flippin retards), but see Jesus is to classy for the establishment, so he proved a point and went back up to Heaven, because people like him can do that. So I would like to say thank you for dying for me, and it’s pretty cool you rise up again so that I don’t have to worry about spending my eternity in hell. Which would not be fun
Anyways it is about time for me to go to bed because I gots to get up early tomorrow morning, go to church, and as Bob Marley says “Smile with the risin’ sun.”
So that’s just about it for me. Oh almost forgot for every post now it is $5 so Dude pay up, or not so goodnight, Happy Easter, and what not.
Did you know that no number from 1-100 has the letter “A” in it?
